[ale] Off Topic: Sort Of

[Vernard Martin]

I'm looking for some help on configuring Nagios to use qpage to 
communicate with a TAP-2-SMS gateway. I've got Nagios working fine. And 
I've got qpage working fine. But I can't get the correct 
sequence/scripts/process to pass the information as an SMS message 
properly. As you can imagine it is quite frustrating.

Any and all help would be appreciated.

You'll definitely get free meals and beer out of this. Hell if it turns 
out to be a big enough job then we'll see about paying you as  consultant.

Vernard