[ale] curious spam

[Frank Z.]

> If you shout at the voices they will hush.  For some reason shouting 
at the
> voices also gets you a nice white coat, although it _is_ kind of 
snug... but
> writing a resume in crayon doesn't get many positive responses so you 
may
> want to curb it in public.  
> 
> if you can't stop shouting in public get a small dog so if people 
start to
> stare you can point at it and say something like "stoopid dawg", it's 
a
> great cover...
> 
> also, if one of those nets get thrown over you don't shake your head 
in
> protest, it will give you "carpet burn" and make your picture look 
worse
> than it needs to...
> 

Too bad we're not hiring, you'd compliment our NOC staff very nicely. 
It's an easy job also, as our end-users never, ever, call us with any 
complaints, they revere and worship us so much! 

And on Tuesdays, we get orange juice, vitamens, and free helium ballons!

Life is good...

-fgz