[ale] My Fn Keys stopped working - FURTHER OT

Mon Sep 26 10:10:03 EDT 2011

In doing tech visits to private homes (back when that was my business) I
commonly found CD's crammed into cases through the front-panel covers.
This was often due to the client's kids trying to play games on their
computer and usually resulted in the parental response of, "So that's
where that disk went!"  One of the better ones I witnessed was a man
standing in line at CompUSA (tech desk) complaining that his "drink
tray" had broken.  He didn't understand why the hole was so small that
he couldn't get a cup in it and that the try was so flimsy it could
barely hold a glass!  I couldn't help but laugh while hiding behind a
book rack...

One of my funniest tech calls was a grown woman asking me where the
"Any" key was...that was a good one, but the best was a grown man (owner
of an insurance agency) leaving a message on the tech v/m at the Kotter
Group in Lilburn (back in 2003) explaining that he had moved his mouse
all the way to the left side of the mouse pad but the pointer didn't
reach the things on the screen.  He needed urgent assistance in figuring
out how to get the pointer to the far side of the screen and that we
needed to call him back right away!

I still have that call saved as a file...will post it to the web if
anyone is interested.  It's a good laugh and absolutely real.  I didn't
do the call back for this guy...I would have been laughing too hard to
be of help...(hopefully he would have found it equally funny!)  

Rich in Lilburn

On Mon, 2011-09-26 at 13:51 +0000, Lightner, Jeff wrote:

> Years ago we had a chain of sites on SCO Xenix and AT&T 286 machines with the 1.2 MB floppy drives.   The backups were done via tar to floppies.  One day we had to have a site restore the floppies.  The technician walked the customer through starting the restore via phone then told them after the first floppy finished they'd be prompted to put in the next floppy and should do so until done.
> 
> About an hour later we got a call from the (l)user telling us "I did what you said but can only force 4 floppies in there at the same time."
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ale-bounces at ale.org [mailto:ale-bounces at ale.org] On Behalf Of Pete Hardie
> Sent: Monday, September 26, 2011 9:04 AM
> To: Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts
> Subject: Re: [ale] My Fn Keys stopped working
> 
> I'm no longer amazed by the persistence and strength some uses must
> have.  Long ago, I worked on a system that used Amigas as graphics
> engines.  This was when you needed to use one floppy to boot it, and a
> second to load the actual worki program.  One day, the customer
> reported that one of the machines was not working.  When we
> investigated, we found that someone had managed to jam a second 3.5"
> floppy into a drive that was already loaded.  after removing the case
> and extracting the errant disk with pliers, we tried to replicate the
> feat, but it took a hammer to get the second disk into the drive.
> 
> Someone was very determined to get that disk into that drive over night.
> 
> 
> On Mon, Sep 26, 2011 at 08:50, Lightner, Jeff <JLightner at water.com> wrote:
> > Reminds of a system years ago that had a keyboard lock button right next to the power button.   They both looked the same.   More than once I'd come in and find the night shift had power cycled the system because "the keyboard quit working".  The power cycle of course didn't work so they then tried detaching and reconnecting the keyboard with no luck and would leave me a note.  Usually that was just an annoyance but one morning I found one of them had pushed the keyboard connection in so forcefully but upside down that they'd bent all of the pins on it.
> >
> > Which also reminds me of the VP I worked with who asked me to look at his personal Gateway (yes I know) PC.   I found he had actually forced the power connector into his hard drive upside down which had to have taken some work given the D shape made for such connectors to prevent exactly that.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: ale-bounces at ale.org [mailto:ale-bounces at ale.org] On Behalf Of Jim Lynch
> > Sent: Monday, September 26, 2011 7:13 AM
> > To: Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts
> > Subject: Re: [ale] My Fn Keys stopped working
> >
> > On 09/25/2011 10:07 PM, Joshua Roberts wrote:
> >> Hi all.
> >>
> >> My Fn keys are not working correctly anymore.
> >>
> >> I am running mint 11 64-bit.
> >>
> >> I came home one day and my Cat had been laying on my keyboard and I
> >> had dozens if not hundreds of print screen dialogues on my screen.
> >> Since then they Fn keys have not worked.
> >>
> >> Google has little info that is easy to find and the IRC rooms are
> >> silent when I ask.
> >>
> >> Does anyone have any thoughts?
> >>
> >> Joshua
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> > I have a F Lock key on my keyboard.  It converts the F1-F12 keys into
> > something strange. I have no idea what the purpose is, but when I
> > accidentally press it, my function keys stop working.  Perhaps you have
> > one too?
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