[ale] WAY OT: Electrolytic Erotica...

[Daquarious Jackson]

On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 13:37:41 -0700 "James P. Kinney III" <jkinney at localnetsolutions.com>
wrote:
>Pervert! I'll bet you didn't even check the impedance first.


                  The Sex Life of an Electron
                 =============================

One night, when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to
seek out a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and
took her for a ride on his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone
Bridge, around the Sine Waves, and stopped in the Magnetic Field by a
flowing current.

Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had
her fully charged and excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid her
on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her
reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in
her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her
resistance shunt.

Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled "OHM-OHM-OHM".

With his tube operating at maximum and her field vibrating with his
current flow, her shunt overheated, and Micro-Farad was rapidly
discharged and drained of every electron. They fluxed all night trying
various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and
had lost all it's field strength.

Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids.
And with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to
excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing
polarity and blowing each other's fuses.


(sorry, last one, I promise :)











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