[ale] The ALE Barbecue Is Coming Soon

[fgz]

> Grillin' down in the back yard
> Apron on my belly, workin' real hard
> Charcoal, burgers, tongs 'n fork
> Spices, smoke, they don't do this in New York
> 
> Get your 'cue on
> Get your 'cue on

<snip beautiful prose>

Hmm. When? Haven't had any good 'q since I relocated back up north from 
Texas seven years ago. And I was down in your fair city a few weeks 
ago... interesting place. I could come back! :-)~