[ale] [OT] (but VERY funny) New words

[Jerald Sheets]

Alright...  either Aaron's SMTP server needs some crack, or his system
clock is off-kilter....

I've been getting his messages a full half-day later than they are
timestamped.  am I the only one?

--jms


On Thu, 2004-02-05 at 13:44, aaron wrote:
> Sorry, but I just got this in my box and it is way too ROTFLOL not to share.
> enjoy
> peace
> aaron
> ================================
> 
> The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to 
> take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or 
> changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's 
> 2003winners:
> 
> 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until 
> you realize it was your money to start with.
> 
> 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
> 
> 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops 
> bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows 
> little sign of breaking down in the near future.
> 
> 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of 
> getting laid.
> 
> 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the 
> subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
> 
> 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
> 
> 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the 
> person who doesn't get it.
> 
> 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
> 
> 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
> 
> 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
> 
> 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these 
> really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's 
> like, a serious bummer.
> 
> 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day 
> consuming only things that are good for you.
> 
> 13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
> 
> 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when 
> they come at you rapidly. (Such as virtually anything promoted by 
> anyone in D.C.)
> 
> 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after 
> you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
> 
> 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets in to 
> your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
> 
> 17. Catepallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in 
> the fruit you're eating.
> And the pick of the year:
> 
> 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole at the same 
> time.
> 
> 
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Jerald M. Sheets jr.
Sr. UNIX Systems Administrator
Our Lady of the Lake Regional Medical Center
225.765.8734
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