[ale] [mims at bahn.de: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed qbpcwmopmt]

[Greg]

	Dammit, Jim, I'm a 21st century programmer, not a temporal mechanical
physicist - and Captain, my old hardware is already at 100% ... any more and
the circuits will blow.

  Try the Brits, I seem to recall a Dr. Who using a phone booth.  But then
again the present government has a habit of "sexing" up their reports of
stuff, so (dr) WHO knows.

gotta .... resist .... nerdy ... puns ...

	Seriously, is it under warranty ?  I am guessing you got it from Wal-Mart ?
Maybe the Super-Dooper Wal-Mart on Alpha Centauri Prime ?  I know Sears will
replace craftsman tools with no questions, have you tried them ??  You
aren't the Star Wars Boy of internet fame, are you ?  Oh, I think I know
what is wrong - you should have got the OpenBSD model (won't do anything
unless you are really knowledgeable) but instead you got the time machine
that runs on MICROSOFT 4000 (Where do you want to go today ??) .  Doh !!!

Greg (from planet Earth)

(and btw,shouldn't the "n" coordinate be a "t" ???? - try plugging a "t"
into the settings and see if it doesn't work - dang freak'n time machine
newbs)

> -----Original Message-----
> From: ale-admin at ale.org [mailto:ale-admin at ale.org]On Behalf Of Robert L.
> Harris
> Sent: Saturday, August 23, 2003 11:02 PM
> To: Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts
> Subject: [ale] [mims at bahn.de: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed
> qbpcwmopmt]
>
>
>
>
> Got this at work today.  Can anyone help this poor boy?
>
>
> ----- Forwarded message from mims at bahn.de -----
>
> From: mims at bahn.de
> Date: Sun, 24 Aug 03 07:22:25 GMT
>
> Hello,
>
> I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
> Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working.
> I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my
> Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
> Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I
> need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time
> travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard
> to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy
> to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe
> and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with
> both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal
> location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of
> (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans
> you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can
> use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and
> are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it
> to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a
> separate email to me at:
> webmaster at custompaintshop.net
>
>
> Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be
> bounced back to you.
>
> Thank You
> Brian Appel
>
>
> gunneryqb a ub uc y
> k  x
> gepvmgm
>
>
> :wq!
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
> ---------
> Robert L. Harris                     | GPG Key ID: E344DA3B
>                                          @ x-hkp://pgp.mit.edu
> DISCLAIMER:
>       These are MY OPINIONS ALONE.  I speak for no-one else.
>
> Life is not a destination, it's a journey.
>   Microsoft produces 15 car pileups on the highway.
>     Don't stop traffic to stand and gawk at the tragedy.
>

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