[ale] OT: Mindguard for Linux
Jim
jcphil at mindspring.com
Thu Sep 26 13:04:22 EDT 2002
<humor>
Sure, you have a firewall to protect your computer. But if you install that
kind of stuff, why would you want to leave your own mind unprotected? Well,
you don't have to anymore! Mindguard for Linux was designed to defeat
psychotronic mind control. You can read more here:
http://zapatopi.net/mindguard.html
The Web site's FAQ offers this explanation for why Mindguard isn't available
for Windows and Mac machines:
Why isn't MindGuard available for my platform (Windows/Mac/Univac)?
Many popular operating system platforms--most notably Windows and
Macintosh--are in fact created by agents of mind control. As such, these
platforms tend to include subsystems that not only produce mind control, but
also defeat anti-psychotronic software such as MindGuard. In order for
MindGuard to run successfully on these platforms, their psychotronic
subsystems must be circumvented.
If these subsystems are not completely overcome, the results could be worse
than not using MindGuard at all. This is because psychotronic signals in the
wild tend to be generally balanced across contradicting view points, which is
the result of competition for mind space. If Apple increases the strength of
their psychotronic signals, Microsoft follows suit. (While this balance
diminishes the relative difference between the contradicting signals, it does
not diminish the overall effect of mind control in the environment, which is
only getting worse.) By only partially defeating the psychotronic subsystems
in a platform, MindGuard could end up silencing one signal while letting its
competing signal (presumably the one from the platform's creator) through
loud and clear, which might cause erratic behavior, nerve damage, or an
insane zeal to follow the signal's message beyond what even its creator
desired.
</humor>
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