[ale] [Really, really, REALLY OT] BIG Computer to give away

[James P. Kinney III]

Did you hear about the looser that cut off his hand with a lawnmower. He
was helping a buddy TRIM THE F***ING HEDGES by holding the mower up in
the air!!! When his buddy caught his foot in the power cord and
stumbled, the moron tried to help his buddy back up and balance the
mower by grabbing it in the middle on the underside. THWANG! No hand.
The moron sued the lawnmower company claiming inadequate warnings were
in the instructions. The jury awarded him several $k for his bills. The
lawnmower company's lawer asked the judge if they could donate another
$2k for a mental health exam for the moron.

On Mon, 2002-04-15 at 21:16, Geoffrey wrote:
> James P. Kinney III wrote:
> > So who do we sue for the back pain?
> 
> I guess it's kinda like that lady that sued McDonalds when she spilled 
> coffee in her lap. We could sue the guy we stole it from, the maker of 
> the computer, the maker of the sub-standard road way we tripped on, the 
> maker of the pickup truck cause they made the bed too high to place a 
> large dorm fridge or stolen computer in...
> 
> 
> -- 
> Until later: Geoffrey		esoteric at 3times25.net
> 
> I didn't have to buy my radio from a specific company to listen
> to FM, why doesn't that apply to the Internet (anymore...)?
> 
> 
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