[ale] perl question
Ken Nagorski
kenn at pcintelligent.com
Thu Jul 5 20:21:58 EDT 2001
Hi there,
If I wanted to write somehting that checked log files in perl anyone know
where I could start out? I just want to read a log and report stats of
IP's accessing the server...
Thanks
Ken
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