good joke from HotWired site

[Steven A. DuChene]

	Saw this on one of the HotWired Web pages:

Question: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Four hundred and sixty-two:

Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut
funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on
light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change
the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision
gear instead, and ****two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it
illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.****

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Steven A. DuChene       Linux Weenie!    http://www.ysu.edu/~sduchene

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