<html><head><style type='text/css'>p { margin: 0; }</style></head><body><div style='font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000'><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."</span></font><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"</div><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;">"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."</div><div style=""><div style=""><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."</span></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"></font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif">"OK, I'll hear a TCP joke."</font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"></font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif">"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"</font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"></font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif">"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."</font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"></font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif">"OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."</font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"></font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif">"OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline."</font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"></font></div><div style=""><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif">"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"</font></div><br><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><span name="x"></span></div><hr id="zwchr" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none;"><b>From: </b>"Matty via Ale" <ale@ale.org><br><b>To: </b>"Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts" <ale@ale.org><br><b>Sent: </b>Sunday, March 11, 2018 3:58:10 PM<br><b>Subject: </b>Re: [ale] Sense of humor?<br><br>Love it! To keep the IT humor rolling I would like to tell tell you a<br>joke about UDP. The problem is I don't think you would get it.<br><br>- Ryan<br>https://prefetch.net<br><br>On Sun, Mar 11, 2018 at 2:36 PM, Phil Turmel via Ale <ale@ale.org> wrote:<br>> Heh. That's pretty funny. Of course, it's google, so roles might be<br>> reversed IRL.<br>><br>> On 03/11/2018 12:20 PM, DJ-Pfulio via Ale wrote:<br>>> https://www.google.com/killer-robots.txt<br>><br>> _______________________________________________<br>> Ale mailing list<br>> Ale@ale.org<br>> https://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale<br>> See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at<br>> http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo<br>_______________________________________________<br>Ale mailing list<br>Ale@ale.org<br>https://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo/ale<br>See JOBS, ANNOUNCE and SCHOOLS lists at<br>http://mail.ale.org/mailman/listinfo<br></div><br></div></div></body></html>