<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12px; ">O Tux, you're so cute,<br>Free in speech and free as beer.<br>Don't fear the penguin.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12px; "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12px; ">Windows NT crashed.<br>I am the Blue Screen of Death.<br>No one hears your screams.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12px; "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12px; ">I yearn to breathe free,<br>Without boundaries, without strains;<br>Like you, Linux, love--</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12px; "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12px; ">Startx, what! error?<br>ATi card is not fun<br>I want Nvidia</span></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><br><div>
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<br><div><div>On Mar 25, 2011, at 7:41 AM, Jim Kinney wrote:</div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><blockquote type="cite">I had a lot of fun pounding out the crappy poem that began "To ALE..."<br><br>So I would like to do another with a bit less (more?) snark and a lot more depth. <br><br>Reply to this thread with your favorite Linux/OpenSource/geek battle topics and a brief statement of the sides. I'll take all of the ones I can work with and try to come up with something funny (creative commons license, of course!).<br>
<br>Time to have some fun!<br clear="all"><br>-- <br>-- <br>James P. Kinney III<br>I would rather stumble along in freedom than walk effortlessly in chains.<br><br><br>
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